January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Last Day
gilesmarie: • Exit interview • Department lunch • Cake It was a good run, but I’m ready to move on. Except for cake and the inclusion of build monitoring, I have the exact same day. RESIGNATION BUDDIES!
Jan 27th
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I don't think I'll get over the fact that some...
I am not a unique snowflake, nor am I an intimidating person (unless you’re a big introvert, then maybe). I just watch the Missing e tag to help where I can and counter Tumblr’s FUD warning message with a tiny little one-man grassroots campaign. Goddamn, you should see the @theMissinge Twitter feed. It is mostly not anything BUT that. Still, if you go all “WOO! LOOK WHO REPLIED...
Jan 27th
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Our 6 remaining computers
Maggie (she also has an iPad, which I don’t count): • Work laptop (Dell Latitude) • Personal laptop (Dell Studio something-or-other) • Custom-built desktop Me: • Macbook (previous gen, white plastic, still very pretty since I make everyone wash their hands before using it) • Asus subnotebook • Better custom desktop (currently our Linux media server)
Jan 27th
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Transferring personal files off my work laptop to...
In preparation of returning it on my last day at work, tomorrow. No more Thinkpad. Our family will be down one computer, only 6 will be left.
Jan 27th
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noncromulant asked: I used to transcribe court case decisions from plain text to SGML. Believe me, "smelling like a poop" is actually a pretty sane reason for a divorce compared to some of the things I read. For example - when she has just given birth and is medically knocked out, don't name the baby something stupid on a bet instead of what you'd both chosen. Instant divorce.
Jan 27th
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alicedubs asked: Can you come help me paint my bedroom this weekend?
Jan 27th
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Marriage. We haz one.
Her: WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!
Me: Just because I told you that sometimes you make me want to shoot you in the eye with a rusty nailgun?
Her: No. Because you smell like a poop.
Jan 27th
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carpejoseph replied to your video: I was on the topic of great cover songs or… Have you heard the Chinese version? I’m unsure of the song name but it sounds more emotional than this version. I love them both :) Link. Now.
Jan 27th
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jamarcucci asked: Do you ever feel a little pinch in your left buttcheek? Do you want to? That's your cutest buttcheek. The left one. Yup. Definitely the left one.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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WatchWatch
A video, requested in a Vietnamese restaurant in London: Why it’s probably a good thing I was not born female. Notes: Yes, I have a piercing No, it is not mine, it is my wife’s
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Words are important: Peak, Peek, Pique (it's all...
Peak (pēk) (n) A point; the sharp end or top of anything that terminates in a point; as, the peak, or front, of a cap. (n) The highest value reached by some quantity in a time period. (v) To reach a highest degree or maximum. Peek (pēk) (v) To look slyly, or with the eyes half closed, or through a crevice; to peep. Pique (pēk) (n) A feeling of enmity between two entities; ill-feeling,...
Jan 26th
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WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.
jerkface: cutlerish: whet [hwet, wet] verb to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction. to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity. With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts: Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite: This peaked my curiosity (for all intensive...
Jan 26th
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WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.
whet [hwet, wet] verb to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction. to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity. With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts: Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite:
Jan 26th
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The Rhinoceros Party of Canada
futuresushi: The Rhinoceros Party promised to declare war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons. They then offered to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros “Hindquarters” in Montreal (which the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa actually did, which led to the...
Jan 26th
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Campaign promises of the Rhinoceros Party →
futuresushi: Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included: Repealing the law of gravity Providing higher education by building taller schools Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada’s three official languages Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River ...
Jan 26th
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futuresushi asked: there once was a man named j cutler
more useful, in fact, than a butler
he found a nice site
and made it look right
and all of its features look subtler

don't answer this one privately!!!
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Give me hate, give me love, give me indifference.... →
Insult me or compliment me or don’t even talk about me at all! Do it anonymously or as yourself. Sometimes I need to remind you that my askbox is here.
Jan 26th
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Peaches, A Haiku
I eat more peaches The juice flows, sensually So, I must change shirts.
Jan 26th
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Oh, how I love hot chicks with huge...
vocabularies
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Still, can’t make an omelette without killing a few people.”
– Mr. Croup (Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman)
Jan 25th
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Get rid of the anti-Missing-E fear-mongering...
tj: I am tired of Tumblr, Inc.’s ongoing tantrum about Missing E. If they hadn’t grossly exaggerated and relied on FUD for their message, I might be more sympathetic. Now I just want to make sure I never see it again. If you feel the same way, here’s how to get rid of it. ~ Chrome ~ If you use Google Chrome, get Stylish and then...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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sinnum replied to your photo: An anon asked for a photo of me and Maggie. It… hmm, i’ve been on the internet a while and this, good sir, looks photoshopped! I just used the “Hot, Flying Asian Chick” brush set I got for PS. Totally worth the $15.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Me: Who knows? Maybe I can work on an app like that one!
Maggie: You need to get a job first, you lazy ass.
Me: I still have a job right now. Can you at least wait until I'm actually unemployed and gotten some thesis work done before you start with that?
Maggie: No.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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My favourite slang trend is verbing nouns.
Jan 24th
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The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
rosiedoestumblr: darrenbonerboyd: norman—bates: okiforeva: aaron-a-aaronson: gryffindorandproud: whisperingtoghosts: ladyprincessgeek-nerd: quinngrey: owlmylove: karenandthababes: dallowayward:
Jan 24th
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I like to think this is thanks to me
Tumblr has not been idle working on their interface. Sometime earlier today or yesterday (not sure), I noticed that they added the ability to upload images into the body of an answer post while responding to an ask from your inbox. As a result, I removed the pre-existing tweak from Missing e. Missing e is still responsible for adding the + Upload photo button on new post pages (other than for...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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If I had met some of you ladies before I knew...
you would have been in for a swooning.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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