February 2012
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I am dedicated to making sure TJ doesn't have to...
Not a euphemism.
Even though I intentionally worded that it in a questionable manner.
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TWEETUMBLUP IN TORONTO! Saturday, June 16
torontup:
Come to Toronto! See Toronto stuff! Meet Toronto people! Drink Toronto drinks! Stare at Canadians! They probably won’t have a gun. If you’re already from Toronto or Canada, some of this stuff won’t be as exciting. I’m sorry.
There are two Jays games that weekend, and NXNE is on, so there should be plenty to do if you’re easily bored.
There’s a farm in the middle of the city. There’s...
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Atheism and Religion are not opposites.
The opposite of atheism is theism. Just that, the belief in a god or gods.
Religions are collections of cultural and belief systems, as well as world-views, that relate humanity to spirituality and often codify moral values.
In my opinion, the opposite of religion is self-directed spirituality.
I understand why atheists often have a problem with religion and religious people. However, when...
Firefly - Trash (my favourite scene from the...
Haymer: Now I'm intruding.
Saffron: Durran, this isn't what it looks like.
Mal: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doin'. Don't ask me 'bout the gun, though, 'cause that's new.
Haymer: Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but….
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Bryant Gumbel
fredasaurusrex replied to your post: I’d ask who you think should play me in a movie… Bryant Gumbel
So, based on your answers to everyone, I take it he will star as every single person you know on Tumblr in a one-man film? Sort of like Castaway but with Dissociative Identity Disorder and no volleyball?
I'd ask who you think should play me in a movie...
but the answers are usually disappointing and tend to reflect that everyone thinks I’m a nerd above all else.
I’ll bite anyway.
Who would play me in a movie?
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Airline Racial Profiling
Years ago, I flew El Al (the Israeli national airline) to Tel Aviv for a Birthright trip. A whole bunch of young adult Jews flying together.
El Al has check-in people who are highly trained to read body language, vocal cues and whatnot to determine whether or not you are a risk. They question you before you even approach the desk and look like they are boring into your brain with their eyes.
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Conversations at the Cutlerish home
Her: You are NOT [complimentary adjective or descriptive statement].
Me: I am. I am the most [complimentary adjective or descriptive statement] in the history of mankind. There was once this guy more [complimentary adjective or descriptive statement] than me, but…
Her: NO! HE DID NOT EXPLODE FROM BEING TOO [complimentary adjective or descriptive statement]! WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT ABOUT EVERYTHING?
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Falling in Love All Over Again
Me: You know, one day we will stop being surprised at how big our TV is. We'll get complacent and take its massive size for granted. That seems wrong.
Maggie: Well, when that happens, we'll buy a bigger one.
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david:
I have no fucking idea what to do when I accidently open something in vi.
Maybe I should start following for gems like this.
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clapifyoulikeme replied to your post: Normally, I don’t eat beef because I don’t like it Preggers?
Great. Now I’ll be completely freaking out until I get my next “monthly visit”.
Thanks.
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Normally, I don't eat beef because I don't like it
However, I have a huge craving for Shake Shack burgers.
I need a drink
You know what really turns you from a lush into a lightweight? Marrying someone who can’t metabolize alcohol. We almost never go out for drinks. Because it would be silly.
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to...”
– Jeremy Cutler (via redcloud)
lol @ being quoted
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I know exactly why I am taking this so harshly.
Two things today to make me angry.
I know the anger is only half to do with Tumblr, and the rest is from me going stir-crazy working (so slowly) on my thesis in an empty house all day.
I don’t do solitude very well.
I’ve never been tempted to leave Tumblr before today (if one does not include that time the staff of a company that shall remain nameless threatened me with account...
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Because I prefer to cut my apples, as I feel like...
Her: I'm gonna press play. Hurry up!
Me: I'm cutting my apple, wait!
Her: Why do you cut them? Can't you just bring them here and munch on them? It's not like there are grenades in them. Grenades cost extra.
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littlespot replied to your post: White-Orange, Orange, White-Green, Blue, White-Blue, Green, White-Brown, Brown cross over cables?
tesladyne replied to your post: White-Orange, Orange, White-Green, Blue, White-Blue, Green, White-Brown, Brown I forget if that’s the order for cat5, cat5e, or cat6.
pthreee replied to your post: White-Orange, Orange, White-Green, Blue, White-Blue, Green,...
White-Orange, Orange, White-Green, Blue,...
Some of you will know what I spent part of my afternoon making.
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Top 5 Reasons My Wife Is More Hardcore Than I Am
5. In high school, she bought a guitar for the sole purpose of teaching herself how to play Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters”.
4. She supervises a bunch of industrial mechanics who call her “the little queen”, but NEVER to her face.
3. Though she understands subtext, she thinks it’s a waste of time and would rather tell someone off directly.
2. She’s...
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