sinxo: capn1eye: shiraselko: freddog: Reblog with the number of people you follow. Me - 291 530 and it’s overwhelming but I can’t help myself. 295. I could probably handle a few more, especially late at night when it gets quiet. But not much more. heh… 51. I should bulk up. 334. Some post a lot. I feel guilty for not following back more. Because that other number is…...
thatkidfrompallet replied to your post: Canadians say “sorry” an awful lot, but they rarely apologize this is stupid, i really hope you’re canadian yourself. I am. Sorry, was that post a problem for you?
Canadians say "sorry" an awful lot, but they...
An excerpt from How to Be a Canadian (Even if You Already Are One) by Ian and Will Ferguson Canadians don’t have different words that mean “I’m sorry,” but they do have different meanings for the words, as indicated by things like inflection. The use of these two words in combination is very sophisticated and extremely difficult to master, but ultimately worth the...
So is it just me, or does everyone else realize...
Orgasm is the mind-killer. Orgasm is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my orgasm. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the orgasm has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
dataanxiety asked: Having the in-law's over twice is challenging, but learning Mah Jong is probably worth the initial discomfort. I wish I knew how to play. Keeping a window open all the time to help with games on-demand will get old. And unnecessary, probably, because she'll learn. Good for you, taking care of registry gift hassles. It is ultimately the path of least resistance, because once those matters...
allutouch: that simple…three letter word…makes a man I don’t agree. I know many guys who’ve gotten laid who I can’t ever see describing as anything other than idiot boys.
At some point I will admit to myself that I am at...
Until then, I am going to enjoy cereal and then regret it later.
dataanxiety asked: So, Stallion, you dominant ass-man (as your bevy of admirers described you earlier this month), care to share any highlights of your husbandly duties over this past week of nuptial bliss?
I am watching the Oscars on time-delay. You see it...
comedyandpoetry replied to your post: One week anniversary. What is the gift for that? I know what I hope it is.
One week anniversary.
Woo! We’ve survived!
sinxo: cutlerish started following you OMG guys. Shit just got real. Apparently, I’m a big deal! Maybe you can tell the wife that?
dannyjames--deactivated20110417 asked: do your scripts still work? everyone is getting errors... would like an update if possible! kind regards, danny : )
Holding the door open is NOT an equality double...
dickeeonnn: cutlerish: My wife had a jar. A jar she was having trouble opening. She could have opened it herself working at it more. Instead, she asked me to do it. Not because she didn’t want to, but because she knew I want to do it for her. Small reassurances of my macho status. One of many reasons I still hold doors open for ladies. she had a jar so you made the door ajar for her ...
tyranny-of-ducks: notebookofmylife: fabulousfaggot: bunniemoua: itsjenniferfoo: chickennoodlez: immamakeyousmilex3: behindthosebrighteyes: kathyyyj3: llamachickenduck: loraalquiza: Mind Fuck. MIND FUCK. WHAT WHAT WHAT :| WHAT DE FUCK. MIND FUCK. oh shiiittttttttt IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! What the actual fuck. I’m upset. Forever Reblog OH SHIT. :O …. ohmygod. ...
Holding the door open is NOT an equality double...
My wife had a jar. A jar she was having trouble opening. She could have opened it herself working at it more. Instead, she asked me to do it. Not because she didn’t want to, but because she knew I want to do it for her. Small reassurances of my macho status. One of many reasons I still hold doors open for ladies.
Her: I'm going to take a shower and then go to bed.
Me: Call me when you're done. A'ight homes?
Her: See you on da flip side.
If you have to come up for air, you aren't making...
First chat I've posted using the word 'wife'
Me: You haven't eaten at all today. Aren't you hungry?
Wife: Your butt is hungry!
Me: You haven't eaten since dinner yesterday!
Me: That was 16 hours ago!
Wife: Your butt was 16 hours ago!
The day started well enough. Our friend Topaz arrived with a couple of other stylists in tow at 7am. Maid of Honour Megan and Groomswoman Cathy had slept over the night before because the subway from downtown didn’t run early enough on Sunday. Not too long after, bridesmaids Chelsea and Sara and Best Woman Jessica arrived. I had trouble, however. I started the car and got down the street to...
Hi! For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Megan, I am the maid of...– Maggie’s best friend, Megan’s Maid of Honour speech.
In High School
In high school, I was all over the place President of the Model UN Club President of the debate club (we called ourselves the Master Debaters) Ran the One Act Play festival Drama Club Physics Club Math Team Varsity baseball team (Backcatcher) Curling team Intramural basketball School computer tech group (for credit) I hung out a lot in the hallways. I was loud and at the centre of my...
Someone In Egypt Ordered a Pizza For the... →
aimee-b-loved: mindbabies: yeh-dooriyan: fracturesintheframework: bradicalmang: crustyriotqueer: starblanketriverchild: Ian’s on State Street - a small pizza place near the Capitol - has been fielding calls from citizens of twelve countries and thirty-eight states looking to donate free pizza to the Wisconsinites who have congregated to protest Scott Walker’s proposed legislation...
Hi, my name is Jess, Jeremy’s best man. Jeremy and I have been friends...– My best friend, Jessica’s Best (Wo)man speech.
dhuff: I need a way to just view someone’s main Tumblr page and just be able to fab each post without actually having to open each one, fab it, then go back to the main screen. Maybe Cutlerish could do this? I’ll look into it. The problem I foresee is that each theme presents the posts differently in HTML. Judging by your theme versus mine, there may be some common metadata I can...
So far, the biggest difference I've noticed about...