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April 2011

Unsolicited bus stop conversation
  • Drunk guy: Hey, you look like Superman but not him, the other guy, with the glasses, whassisname...
  • Me: Clark Kent?
  • DG: Yeah, Clark Kent. Totally.
  • M: Totally.
  • DG: But shorter.
  • M: Yeah.
  • DG: You got any weed?
  • M: No weed.
  • DG: No worries.
  • ...
  • DG: You must hate kryptonite, man.
  • M: Yeah.
Apr 25, 2011105 notes
#stoners are awesome sometimes
Apr 25, 201123 notes
I invented a new word

Someone asked me a question. I was in the middle of saying “no” when I saw how crestfallen she was. So, it came out:

NOYBE

Apr 25, 201135 notes
comedyandpoetry asked: Do you think people hook up their kindle to read their books on their tvs? → comedyandpoetry.tumblr.com

No. Mostly because I don’t see how that could be done. I’m sure you could hook up your computer to the Kindle, use it as USB storage and then output your computer’s display to the TV, but anyone dumb enough to think that this is a worthwhile enterprise wouldn’t know how to do it.

That being said, I’m sure there are people dumb enough to think they want to do that. Somewhere out there is an idiot thinking:

How can I make this lightweight, easy-to-use, easy-to-read device display in some sort of horrible-to-read, painful way?

Apr 25, 2011
#comedyandpoetry #Kindle
Apr 25, 20111,386 notes
#Frangipani
28

Also, yes.

Apr 25, 201115 notes
#memes #age #is that me in my avatar
You are all crushing on me. I know it. You know it. Everyone else knows it.

The celebrity crushes you are posting are just a smokescreen.

Apr 24, 201129 notes
Apr 24, 201124 notes
#doctor who #the impossible astronaut
Apr 24, 201134 notes
Apr 24, 201126 notes
#My #Wife
Tried almond milk, as suggested
  • Me: Finally, a milk that doesn't give me indigestion!
  • My Body: See? I told you. You need to have calcium. HOWEVER, I WILL MAKE IT AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN IT IN LARGE QUANTITIES!
  • Me: Fuck you.
  • My Body: Don't think you won't pay for that.
Apr 24, 201126 notes
Minorities, visible and otherwise
  • Her: Well, you're a minority, too.
  • Me: Yeah, but not a visible one.
  • Her: Fine, you're an invisible minority.
  • Me: OOOoooOOO. Boogity boogity boogity!
  • Her: What the hell? You're an invisible MINORITY. You, yourself, are not invisible!
Apr 24, 201149 notes
Apr 24, 2011124 notes
#Missing e #callmeblake #reblog #tags
Apr 24, 2011459 notes
Apr 24, 201114 notes
#doctorwho #Doctor Who #Silence #Either way my wife is a jerk
Apr 24, 20112,542 notes
Apr 24, 2011203 notes
OH MY GOD, OLD CANTON EVERETT DELAWARE III WAS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY MARK SHEPPARD'S FATHER.

doctorwho:

wehavenootherchoice: THAT IS SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!!

NEAT!

Apr 24, 2011279 notes
#doctor who #the impossible astronaut #mark sheppard #w morgan sheppard

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bettylies replied to your post: Why is everything closed?

At Christmas, I wished we still lived in Toronto so I could find an open Jewish deli and have matzo ball soup. Even in Toronto it’s hard to find anything open.

Chinese restaurants and a handful of bowling alleys. That’s what we do on Christmas.

Apr 24, 20119 notes
#bettylies
Apr 24, 20113,250 notes
#food
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