July 2011
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Fun Facts I Learned About My Workplace
In the last year and a half, two developers on our compiler team…
Get this…
Went crazy.
Actually, honest-to-goodness crazy.
One was checked into a psychiatric ward after family and friends became concerned when he began projecting suicidal inclinations onto others. The other was taken out of a meeting room by police after he started babbling incoherently and writing complete...
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mynameisabi replied to your photo: Lazy Thursday. Let the weekend begin. is that a star trek t-shirt?
No, it’s just a ringer T.
Besides, none of the Star Trek uniforms were gre…ohh, I see what you did there.
June 2011
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greatelsewhere reblogged your photo: FOUR DAY WEEKEND, T MINUS 8 HOURS wait it’s a four day weekend???
rossrants replied to your...
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Aah! A Spider!
Kill it! Kill it! Break its legs!
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No, because Tori Spelling showed up. That shit...
rossrants replied to your photo: Do YOU see David Schwimmer? Because I don’t. … you cheated, you have to use the avatar pic
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You don't know what you're getting into, my dear.
annie-sweetie replied to your post: annie-sweetie replied to your post: Actually,… i will challenge you for that chocolate fudge brownie!
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annie-sweetie replied to your post: Actually, there is something I want to know. It’s very important and how I look at you can be changed by your answer. What’s your favorite ice cream flavour? you are my ice-cream best friend now
I hope this...
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annie-sweetie asked: Describe your first crush story ~
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nearplumrun asked: What would I like to know? Hmm... what was your favorite thing to do when you were around 5 or 6 years old?
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sea-bear-joan-deactivated201207 asked: Actually, there is something I want to know. It's very important and how I look at you can be changed by your answer.
What's your favorite ice cream flavour?
What's your favorite ice cream flavour?
Anything you wanna know? →
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Because, sometimes, very smart people make up for...
annie-sweetie replied to your post: Climbing into the attic wearing shorts wasn’t the brightest idea I’ve ever had oh dear. O_O why are you wearing shorttttttsss? >___
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Climbing into the attic wearing shorts wasn't the...
I’m sitting here with bandages nearby waiting to see where the bleeding will start.
Fiberglass insulation + Bare legs = Badness
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The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is...
– Albert Einstein
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It's a new feature of 'Missing e'
onmyseven replied to your photo: Hey, rolandslinger, two can play at that game! it’s killing me. HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
It’s a new feature of Missing e, in version 1.5.7, that allows you to magnify Tumblr avatar images. It is in the...
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Neat!
It looks like I’ll probably be dropping by Mashable’s HQ when I’m in NYC for Snark!
The wife will have to tolerate a lot of going about on this trip. Perhaps I should take her shopping on fifth to make up for it?
Post?
Post.
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I found my wife's old PRC passport from when she...
What a dweeb!
PRC = People’s Republic of China
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sinxo replied to your post: Fake marriage proposals? Not everyone is blessed with real awesome Canadian men with real awesome marriage proposals Jer.
kaonicks...
Fake marriage proposals?
Huh?
bestgirlbetty:
cutlerish said: You are prettier by far than the typical penis.
This is my new heartsong. And maybe the most unusual compliment I’ve ever received.
If my life is ever a movie (straight to video), I need the bottom of the movie poster to say “prettier than the typical penis.”
Let it never be said that I do not know how to chat up the ladies.
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I am consistently shamed when I realize that...
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The Proof is in the Pudding
Putting the proof in the pudding is pretty dumb.
Pudding is for dessert.
Proofs are not for dessert.
Things that are not for dessert should not be put in things that are.
QED.
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My dear, what is your malfunction?
sometimessarcasticrylie replied to your photo: Fucking, goddamned raccoon. Now would be a bad time to tell you that after cats, raccoons are my favourite animal, right?