June 2011
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My dear, what is your malfunction?
sometimessarcasticrylie replied to your photo: Fucking, goddamned raccoon. Now would be a bad time to tell you that after cats, raccoons are my favourite animal, right?
Jun 27th
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Yes, I know my wife climbs on the roof when I do...
I am acrophobic As an only child, I think her parents were overprotective. As a result, I don’t think she got the need to climb things out of her system. IT WORKS FOR US Although, for some reason, she’s too scared to stand on the ladder to clean gutters or prune tree branches. So, fear or not, that’s my job.
Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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friedlinguini replied to your post: FUCKING HELL. THE GODDAMNED RACCOON IS BACK IN THE ATTIC. Have you tried silence, so that the raccoon knows it’s done you wrong? You, sir, know how to warrant a follow… in style.
Jun 26th
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thefrogman replied to your post: FUCKING HELL. THE GODDAMNED RACCOON IS BACK IN THE ATTIC. The trick to catching coons is to cover yourself in peanut butter and make chicken noises. When it comes to check out what’s going on, challenge it to a sword fight and insult its mother. The rest really explains itself. So, froggy, I take it that the drugs the hospital sent you home with are pretty...
Jun 26th
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FUCKING HELL. THE GODDAMNED RACCOON IS BACK IN THE...
That’s it. Does it count as arson if it’s my own house?
Jun 26th
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Jun 24th
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jusky asked: So it's time for your question. My first thought was to ask about the way your script/coding or whatever the fuck magic computer inventions have effected tumblr but I'm trying to make my questions as hard as possible and I've thought about it harder than that tech question and here's my new question.

I want you to imagine I am the worst kind of unsentimental...
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Holy fuck, Jusky
Really? Really? I’ll get to it tomorrow. Assuming I sleep well with that question bouncing around in my head.
Jun 24th
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shiraselko replied to your link: shiraselko, sinxo… that was me, reblogging Jusky’s ask. Like a boss. Like a boss who also liked his answer. I didn’t know missing e could reblog answers so I copied and pasted that bitch like I was living in 1995. ...
Jun 24th
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shiraselko, sinxo... that was me, reblogging... →
Reblog at will.
Jun 24th
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