October 2011
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I hope you don't mind the days I get it into my...
I just feel like I’ve written quite a bit here that I’m happy with and want to share it with the larger number of followers I seem to have attracted these days.
As always, you are welcome to follow or unfollow me at will. People become interested in others and lose interest all the time. Who am I to judge your likes and dislikes?
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September 2011
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“I don’t fear the darkening of the sky or the howl of a wolf, only that one...”
– Me, just now. Seriously.
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kittivanilli:
cutlerish replied to your photo: Hm. I don’t know about this one. Seems suspicious.
Hardy-har-har.
I crack myself up.
It is good that someone appreciates your humour.
I hate that we live in the kind of world...
where some women assume that a married man who calls her beautiful must be a lecherous dog.
I know who I love and who I bed. It’ll be the same woman tomorrow as it was yesterday.
Still, you look bloody fantastic in that outfit.
You know what? Had she been there, my wife would have agreed.
Unfortunately, the words you gave me in return show you to be a jaded bitch. That makes you...
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Do that sexy thing you do with your tongue.
Talk intelligently and at length.
SoundOfTheBeep resolution
tj:
(TL;DR summary: pitchforks down. I am willing to accept Tumblr’s eventual explanation of why this happened, even if the timing is suspiciously unfortunate.)
At 3:45pm today, the script which updates SoundOfTheBeep and SoundOfTheBeep (UTC) reported an error:
HTTP/1.1 403 Forbidden
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:45:01 GMT
Server: Apache
P3P: CP="ALL ADM DEV PSAi COM OUR OTRo STP IND ONL"
Vary:...
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PROTIP: Ever wanted to jump to a specific...
missing-e:
It’s actually quite possible, thanks to Missing e and Tumblr power user, TJ!
So, here’s how it works:
TJ maintains a Tumblr account called soundofthebeep which posts the date and time (in the Eastern Time Zone) every 15 minutes. He also has set up soundofthebeeputc which posts the date and time in Coordinated Universal Time (for example, Eastern Standard Time is UTC - 5 hours, or...
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kittivanilli replied to your photoset: For the Jews to whom Hebrew school is but a… Shanah Tovah!
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it is lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society. (via mister-selfdestruct)
Shanah Tovah to all my chosen bitches!
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teen-doom replied to your photo: Home. Give your wife a group hug from us?
Last night, when she came home, I hugged her and whispered “this is from the Internet”.
Then, she gave me a look that plainly said “maybe we need to go out more”.
Still, I think she was a little warmed by the fact that I seem to be projecting my worry onto people...
Wow, she's finally leaving for home after 17 hours...
This is me staying up well past when I’d normally have gone to bed (I leave for work before 7), because my wife is most likely an undiagnosed narcoleptic and I’d rather find out earlier than later that she’s driven into a ditch off of Highway 27 or Major Mackenzie.
She tells me to go to sleep.
I won’t remind her that there are a number of dents, scratches and cracks on...
It's midnight. Do you know where your wife is?
Actually, tired cliché, thanks to Google Latitude, I do.
She’s still at work. Going on 17 hours now.
That’s a fucking shame.
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“Note that the Ask Tweaks feature used to be called Ask Fixes, but has been...”
– Missing e, “Ask Tweaks: A Tutorial” (via smolderinghomosexuality)
Not that there clearly is, or that there used to not be and Tumblr intentionally made it worse. You know.
(via quoms)
Yeah, oops.
I get quoted. Neat, eh?
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Pissed at my wife's boss
She’s working until 10pm today. She left for work at 6am. Apparently, there’s some urgent need to meet with her mechanics working the night shift. While this is far later than she usually stays, it isn’t far out of the norm. She often leaves for work at 6am and doesn’t return until 8pm. In fact, the later she leaves (until about 8pm) the longer it takes her to get home.
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Tumblr Rosh Hashanah
totallycotally replied to your post: Shanah Tovah! Happy New Year! Xinnian Kuai Le! We should plan a Tumblr Rosh Hashanah event this week
I’ll bring the honey.
I’m fresh out of apples, though, but I’m sure we can find something...
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Shanah Tovah! Happy New Year! Xinnian Kuai Le!
As the Jewish new year gets closer (Rosh Hashanah is this Thursday), someone at work pointed out to me that it must be strange celebrating new year three times a year.
Rosh Hashanah usually falls somewhere in September, Chinese New Year between late January and mid February. Oh, and there’s that other one somewhere in the middle.
This year, I’ve got a new year on the 29th of...
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Seriously, though. WHAT is the point of cotton...
kittivanilli:
Why do they feel it necessary to advertise directly to consumers? It’s not like I’m gonna walk into a store and say, “Point me toward the cotton. I hear SUCH good things about it.”
Haven’t you read 1001 Things to You Can Do With A Cotton Bale or Everything You Wanted to Know About Cotton, But Were Afraid to Ask?
guillee:
Neil Gaiman is on Tumblr. Enjoy.
Someone teach him about Missing e!
No, George R. R. Martin, I will not keep reading!...
and winter is coming.
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kaonicks replied to your photo: My backyard. As seen from my upraised arm, with… I wanna walk! Let’s go!
We’ll totally meet halfway. Which would be, like, what? South Dakota?
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kneebelle:
cutlerish replied to your post: Going to go see Drive with my mom. We’re bringing theater beers AND wine.
I thought I was badass bringing in outside candy.
Outside candy? I brought in outside apple crisp. In a ceramic bowl. I’m like a spy. In Chuck Taylors.
You need a theme song. Do you have a theme song? Get a theme song. Also, I am clearly going to movies with the wrong people.
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