CSI: Richmond Hill
Her: Hey! Did you just splash me?
Me: No. There was this one-armed guy with a water gun, but he ran off!
Her: Suuuuuure. Look at the mirror!
Me: What about it?
Her: You can clearly see the water spatter pattern emanating from in front of your sink. The evidence doesn't lie.
Going out for Chinese food to the in-laws.
She already has a Tumblrerer.
Wife: You know you watch the most random stuff, right?
Me: You just don't get it because you aren't a Tumblrerer.
Me: Yes, it's a word. Look it up. Anyway, you should get one.
Wife: A Tumblrerer?
Me: No, you already got one and he's awesome.
Me: A Tumblr. Then you'd get stuff. I can guarantee you like 100 followers or something in your first hour. More, if you pay me for a promo.
Wife: No. I don't even say anything funny.
hideurloveaway: I might be late but weighing in on the zomg debate. Only for cutlerish Zohmygod, we love you too. Except, ZOM-ge the argument is FAR from over.
Anonymous asked: Hey stupid, missing e doesnt show unfollowers
Her: You're a giant butt.
Me: I'll kill you. I'll kill you and hide the body. Nobody will ever find it.
Her: Yes they will. You don't have the patience to drive anywhere far enough or dig a big enough hole.
After watching joshishollywood's review of the...
Wife: Sounds like he's giving the books' author too much credit.
Me: At no point did he say anything like that.
Wife: I mean, he's right, but it's not like the books were fantastic literary acheivements. They were quite a drag of forced plot elements and convenient character development sometimes, too. Enjoyable reads, but easy.
Me: Again, he said nothing of the sort.
Wife: Who is this guy?
Me: joshishollywood. Someone I follow on Tumblr.
Wife: So, one of your Internet murderer friends?
Me: I don't actually know him that well, but sure. He lives in Oakville.
Wife: What, do you plan to visit him? What if he tries to murder you?
Me: He looks pretty scrawny. I think I could take him. Unless his girl was there, then I'd be worried about tag team Internet murdering.
devilishmess: For Jeremy - this is how I say...
xenophule: Breaking News! ZED OMG, are you a correspondent for Naked News?
tweetface: I’m kidding. I say that all the time. zohmygod, it definitely sounds like you say that a lot. You can tell us. This is a safe place.
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.– Voltaire (via blacktiealliance)
kaonicks: ZOMG featuring the sick kao. Of course the kao agrees with me. ZOM geh, I would have it no other way.
kittivanilli: ZOMG. Seriously, though. Why does it choose the most awkward frame possible for the preview image? zomigawd, there’s that smile.
To people who argue that technology makes us jaded...
Don’t you dare devalue the feeling I get watching the little icons depicting the GPS of myself and a loved one moving towards each other on Google Latitude after a bad day spent in opposite ends of the city.
stephiehell: zomg for cutlerish (0:17) I think Tumblr is going through puberty with all these zits. zohmygod, I’m going home now.