January 2012
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One reason I wouldn't want to move to the US
Your coke tastes terrible.
HFCS is god-awful.
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idsploder replied to your post: You know all those Chinese restaurants in North America that advertise ‘No MSG’? I think a lot of people are allergic to MSG. Like my step-sister. Which is why she asked me to order the Chinese with no MSG the other day. Which I forgot to do. WHOOPS! Also, YUM!
That’s just it, though. Decades of medical research have failed to produce any...
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“Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words...”
– Terry Pratchett (via jerzee55)
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You know all those Chinese restaurants in North...
What they neglect to tell you is that MSG makes tasty stuff taste even better.
Also, that double-blind placebo-controlled experiments have shown that MSG is safe, and reports of MSG “allergies” are blown way out of proportion…
and it’s tasty.
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brad-t replied to your photo: The results of my topactoco and Thinkgeek shopping… It’s amazing you have a wife.
The trick to being able to be a geek is marrying a geek.
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Hey, Doctor Who fans...
After the events of “Let’s Kill Hitler”, doesn’t it mean Hitler would have to “come out of the closet”?
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diaxiann reblogged your photo: kittivanilli: I think my hair is plotting… CUTLER NO YOU HAVE A WIFE DON’T DO IT SHE’LL TAKE MISSING E IN THE DIVORCE DON’T DO IT
lol. I’m sure Maggie would agree with me.
Also, she’d take the 60” LED TV and the leather couch and ottoman, as well as the PS3, Xbox360 and Wii before she’d take Missing e. She’s even told me...
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Last Day
gilesmarie:
• Exit interview
• Department lunch
• Cake
It was a good run, but I’m ready to move on.
Except for cake and the inclusion of build monitoring, I have the exact same day.
RESIGNATION BUDDIES!
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I don't think I'll get over the fact that some...
I am not a unique snowflake, nor am I an intimidating person (unless you’re a big introvert, then maybe). I just watch the Missing e tag to help where I can and counter Tumblr’s FUD warning message with a tiny little one-man grassroots campaign. Goddamn, you should see the @theMissinge Twitter feed. It is mostly not anything BUT that.
Still, if you go all “WOO! LOOK WHO REPLIED...
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Our 6 remaining computers
Maggie (she also has an iPad, which I don’t count):
• Work laptop (Dell Latitude)
• Personal laptop (Dell Studio something-or-other)
• Custom-built desktop
Me:
• Macbook (previous gen, white plastic, still very pretty since I make everyone wash their hands before using it)
• Asus subnotebook
• Better custom desktop (currently our Linux media server)
Transferring personal files off my work laptop to...
In preparation of returning it on my last day at work, tomorrow.
No more Thinkpad.
Our family will be down one computer, only 6 will be left.
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noncromulant asked: I used to transcribe court case decisions from plain text to SGML. Believe me, "smelling like a poop" is actually a pretty sane reason for a divorce compared to some of the things I read. For example - when she has just given birth and is medically knocked out, don't name the baby something stupid on a bet instead of what you'd both chosen. Instant divorce.
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partypantsed-deactivated2013040 asked: Can you come help me paint my bedroom this weekend?
Marriage. We haz one.
Her: WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!
Me: Just because I told you that sometimes you make me want to shoot you in the eye with a rusty nailgun?
Her: No. Because you smell like a poop.
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carpejoseph replied to your video: I was on the topic of great cover songs or… Have you heard the Chinese version? I’m unsure of the song name but it sounds more emotional than this version. I love them both :)
Link. Now.
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jamarcucci-deactivated20120522 asked: Do you ever feel a little pinch in your left buttcheek? Do you want to? That's your cutest buttcheek. The left one. Yup. Definitely the left one.
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WatchA video, requested in a Vietnamese restaurant in London:
Why it’s probably a good thing I was not born female.
Notes:
Yes, I have a piercing
No, it is not mine, it is my wife’s
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Words are important: Peak, Peek, Pique (it's all...
Peak (pēk)
(n) A point; the sharp end or top of anything that terminates in a point; as, the peak, or front, of a cap.
(n) The highest value reached by some quantity in a time period.
(v) To reach a highest degree or maximum.
Peek (pēk)
(v) To look slyly, or with the eyes half closed, or through a crevice; to peep.
Pique (pēk)
(n) A feeling of enmity between two entities; ill-feeling,...
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WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.
jerkface:
cutlerish:
whet [hwet, wet] verb
to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction.
to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity.
With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts:
Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite:
This peaked my curiosity (for all intensive...
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WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.
whet [hwet, wet] verb
to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction.
to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity.
With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts:
Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite:
The Rhinoceros Party of Canada
futuresushi:
The Rhinoceros Party promised to declare war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons. They then offered to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros “Hindquarters” in Montreal (which the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa actually did, which led to the...
Campaign promises of the Rhinoceros Party →
futuresushi:
Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included:
Repealing the law of gravity
Providing higher education by building taller schools
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada’s three official languages
Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset
Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River
...
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byefrommatt-deactivated20120518 asked: there once was a man named j cutler
more useful, in fact, than a butler
he found a nice site
and made it look right
and all of its features look subtler
don't answer this one privately!!!
more useful, in fact, than a butler
he found a nice site
and made it look right
and all of its features look subtler
don't answer this one privately!!!
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Give me hate, give me love, give me indifference.... →
Insult me or compliment me or don’t even talk about me at all!
Do it anonymously or as yourself.
Sometimes I need to remind you that my askbox is here.
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Peaches, A Haiku
I eat more peaches
The juice flows, sensually
So, I must change shirts.
Oh, how I love hot chicks with huge...
vocabularies
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“Still, can’t make an omelette without killing a few people.”
– Mr. Croup (Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman)
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Get rid of the anti-Missing-E fear-mongering...
tj:
I am tired of Tumblr, Inc.’s ongoing tantrum about Missing E.
If they hadn’t grossly exaggerated and relied on FUD for their message, I might be more sympathetic.
Now I just want to make sure I never see it again.
If you feel the same way, here’s how to get rid of it.
~ Chrome ~
If you use Google Chrome, get Stylish
and then...
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sinnum replied to your photo: An anon asked for a photo of me and Maggie. It… hmm, i’ve been on the internet a while and this, good sir, looks photoshopped!
I just used the “Hot, Flying Asian Chick” brush set I got for PS. Totally worth the $15.
