March 2012
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February 2012
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Bad Analogy
tweetface replied to your photo: Sure, one could say that my wife is an exotic… Maybe it’s like taking someone up the CN Tower. Again.
nicenfroosh replied to your photo: Sure, one could say that my wife is an exotic… I imagine it’s something similar to having to take friends up in the CN Tower everytime they visited when I still live in T.O. I would kind of say the same thing as...
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For my second tweetup, I will be rooming with a...
So, I will be taking some time before CHSH stalking the crap out of keeganmichelle’s Tumblr archive in an effort to be less awkward (by being exceedingly awkward beforehand).
Also, if anybody has dirt on her….
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WatchMinding my own business, skiing all leisurely, then BAM! Snowboard edge to the back of my knees.
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Anonymous asked: When did you marry :)?
cutlerish:
One year and one day ago (February 20, 2011).
Oops. So, I was deciding whether to say one year, one week and one day ago or one year and eight days, and then that happened.
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Anonymous asked: When did you marry :)?
Life in the fast lane
Maggie: My shoulder still hurts from falling yesterday.
Me: Well, that's life--
Maggie: If you say "in the fast lane" one more time, I will run you over driving in one.
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Thanks for all the parallel skiing suggestions,...
I was a lot more careful putting on my boots this time around, which seemed to have helped.
I think the main problem I’m having is that I’m letting my knees get far too stiff. So, I’m hurting them when I start a turn and at every bump. It got a lot better once I started being mindful of that, but I keep stiffening up and having to remind myself to relax my knees and shins.
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Parallel Skiing: Ow!
So, last time I went skiing, I officially started practicing parallel turns. Today has been my first full day parallel skiing.
My knees hurt like the fucking dickens. That is to be expected, since they are not used to this much stress. All I know is that it hurts less to turn right. Only, I can’t ONLY turn right. I need to be an ambi-turner.
Skiers out there? I need some help:
First,...
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I'm thinking about going to NXNEi this year....
Any of you ever been? Worth it?
This is NXNE Interactive, not NXNE music or film, by the way.
My knees already hurt
Must be in anticipation of continuing to practice parallel skiing this weekend in Collingwood.
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Need a CHSH roomie?
I’m flying in on Thursday, April 12 and out again on Sunday, April 15.
Anyone looking to share a room at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn?
I promise no more Pitbull lyrics!
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I swear…
My wife almost never gets sick.
It’s fucking unfair, seeing as I get at least five colds a year.
The problem doesn’t stop there, though. The thing is that when she falls asleep with even so much as a scratchy throat, she emits this odd pulsating moan every few seconds. Like a small engine sputtering really, really slowly with an occasional squeak.
I’m an exceedingly light...
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misterdelfuego asked: I was going through your old posts looking for the extension to hide the missing e pop up and I noticed you had a 13 cup KitchenAid food processor in bright red. Thats pretty awesome *this message has no point*
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“Why do we have no snacks in the house? This is inexcusable! You can’t just...”
– Me
I like to think I'm well-travelled and my wife is...
Me: Do you have any idea how many people in this country don't even have passports? Man, I've been to the other side of the world!
Her: Yeah, well I'm FROM the other side of the world.
Me: Fuck you.
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Going to Snark?
I’m jealous that I won’t be going this time around.
I hope you like the nametags I designed for you!
Because one of them may or may not be designed to explode once a certain level of fun has been reached.
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macmankev asked: I've noticed that recently, if...
missing-e:
I hadn’t noticed that, but I do see what you are talking about.
Unfortunately, the Tumblr developer who wrote that code didn’t take into account that the script he/she wrote will not actually run on the fake login box. The box itself is in something called an inline frame or iframe that loads content from a completely different server.
A web browser’s security will not allow...
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Social Fixer Makes Facebook More Fun and... →
Paul Boutin:
If you spend a lot of time on Facebook, you probably have a small list of petty gripes about the site’s user interface….
Good news: a browser add-on called Social Fixer does all of the above and more. It was written by a software engineer, Matt Kruse, who lives in Illinois and works for a hedge fund. Mr. Kruse created the add-on, originally called Better Facebook, to...
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annie-sweetie replied to your post: Paper Anniversary Paper raper beiber fever. Awesome possum you hater gator. Don’t have any llama drama!
Wow. What exactly have you been smoking, hun?
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Paper Anniversary
It is our first wedding anniversary on Monday (coincidentally, it falls on an Ontario statutory holiday called “Family Day”).
Paper gift, huh? Weekend stay at the Blue Mountain ski resort (happens to be where we got engaged), with two lift tickets apiece for the weekend after our anniversary. Done and done.
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Anonymous asked: I assume that you like to bathe, head first, in fruit-at-the-bottom strawberry yogurt. I assume you once asked your parents the question "Why is the sky blue?" but before either could answer you said, "Never mind, I'll just ask on tumblr!" I assume that if you could wear red, strappy pumps every day, you would. I assume, flowers grow out of your ears while you sleep,...
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redcloud asked: Q: "Who the hell uses Prolog for anything useful?" A: "No."
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Doesn't Markdown have a shorthand for 'big' or...
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Anonymous asked: Does your voice sound like Ross from "Friends"? Because every time I read your posts, the voice in my head reads it like it is said by Ross. That's a good thing btw.
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Anonymous asked: Do you get a lot of questions?
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Know any good divorce lawyers?
Me: Maggie! How come the hot water takes so long to come on some times?
Her: It's probably a Missing e problem.
I'm trying to catch her on video doing the most...
She isn’t cooperating.
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WatchEira grooms herself for a bit, and then knocks over a paper towel tube, startling herself.
Anonymous asked: You have absolutely NO right to judge Chris Brown.
