Team Lunch Conversation Quotables
"There are one hundred people watching me summon douchecanoe."
"Why were you spelling ‘douche’ d-o-g-e?"
Wow. I cannot remember a time before you started telling that story.
You could totally walk into the Lego store and walk out with a free kid.
On the list of things I’ve said in the last 24 hours
Q:HI JEREMY'S TEAM! (or just Jeremy. Depending on when you get to this)
My team says hi! Also that you should come to London to drink with us.
They also tell me I should have captioned that last photo: Look at these assholes.
In all-day meetings in Camden with a service provider
I smile at my team every time one of the Londoners says “zed”.
I know a joke that requires a second-year engineering education to understand, and, even then, it’s a bit racist.
On the list of things I’ve said in the last 24 hours.
Shopping for Chanukah gifts.
My mother has been bugging me to find her some interesting jewelery, ever since she fell in love with a gorgeous, artisanal turquoise CZ necklace I brought home from Paris for my ex-wife (who was my girlfriend at the time).
Only, my mom doesn’t agree with my tastes 100% of the time. I think I’m about to try again at a jewelery store in Covent Garden.