The owner still hasn’t found a buyer with pockets deep enough to meet his demands. But word is out around Toronto now that the tape exist, and Ford’s circle knows about it courtesy a CNN reporter. So, with permission, I am laying out everything I know about the Rob Ford Crack Tape in the hopes that a) everyone knows that Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, smokes crack, and b) this knowledge might hasten the arrival of the Rob Ford Crack Tape on the internet or broadcast television, because really, it is something to behold.
John Cook in For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine (via fuckyeahtoronto)

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Let’s buy a huge bucket of ball bearings and empty it on the office floor and see what happens. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
On the list of things I’ve said in the last 24 hours.

Texting someone new.

Of course, this is the first picture I send her other than those in my profile.

Seriously, it came up naturally. As naturally as anything I talk about comes up. Which, if you know me….

Ten points for seeing things clearly.

Aw, fuck.

BLOW A THREE GOAL LEAD? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

Please feel free to judge me, because I have an unhealthy fondness for Ke$ha’s Take It Off.

emaeye:

if people that take mescaline don’t say “i am so mesc’d up” then i don’t know why they’re taking mescaline at all

Kit Harington is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. If anybody replies to this post with “you know nothing, Jon Snow” I probably won’t do anything, because I’ll have expected it.
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Kit Harington is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.

If anybody replies to this post with “you know nothing, Jon Snow” I probably won’t do anything, because I’ll have expected it.

There are no words for this. Only actions. Actions like spinning around in circles with your arms stretched out like a helicopter. Then getting dizzy and falling over and finding an M&M under your desk. What were we talking about?
On the list of things I’ve said in the last 24 hours.

dream-crusher:

sammiey:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

this post pisses me off

It’s actually an abbreviation.

Actually it’s both. Acronyms are a type of abbreviation.

Two people I love deeply. My family has been a mess at times. These two have always had my back, though. Through anything and everything. If I am strong in character, I credit them. If I am charming, I credit them. My sisters are both mothers now. They are also 500 miles away and, when things get difficult, I miss them terribly.
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Two people I love deeply.

My family has been a mess at times. These two have always had my back, though. Through anything and everything.

If I am strong in character, I credit them. If I am charming, I credit them.

My sisters are both mothers now. They are also 500 miles away and, when things get difficult, I miss them terribly.

See you tomorrow night for game 7, Boston!
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See you tomorrow night for game 7, Boston!

I am not out drinking tonight because hockey.

GO LEAFS GO!

GPOY.

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