Campaign promises of the Rhinoceros Party
Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included:
- Repealing the law of gravity
- Providing higher education by building taller schools
- Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada’s three official languages
- Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset
- Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River
- Abolishing the environment because it’s too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space
- Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory in Canada’s backyard (after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories — Nunavut did not yet exist), in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada’s natural resources
- Ending crime by abolishing all laws
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