Q:I used to transcribe court case decisions from plain text to SGML. Believe me, "smelling like a poop" is actually a pretty sane reason for a divorce compared to some of the things I read. For example - when she has just given birth and is medically knocked out, don't name the baby something stupid on a bet instead of what you'd both chosen. Instant divorce.

noncromulant

What was the baby name? Moon Unit? Dweezil?

From noncromulant:

Kinky. Yes, some dumbass thought naming his baby girl “Kinky” was an awesome idea and well worth the bet. I really wish that court case came with a transcription of the ensuing fight that they had when the mother found out.

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  1. 0-7-1 said: Frank Zappa was the king of baby names!
  2. cutlerish posted this