Top 5 Reasons My Wife Is More Hardcore Than I Am

5. In high school, she bought a guitar for the sole purpose of teaching herself how to play Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters”.

4. She supervises a bunch of industrial mechanics who call her “the little queen”, but NEVER to her face.

3. Though she understands subtext, she thinks it’s a waste of time and would rather tell someone off directly.

2. She’s used her diamond engagement ring as a weapon at least ten times more often than she has shown it off to her friends.

1. At least three different men at her workplace (at varying levels of seniority) have actively tried to take professional advantage of her (presumably because she’s a mechanical engineer who happens to be female and ethnic). They don’t work there anymore.

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  1. annie-sweetie said: You chose well my friend. x]
  2. whisperoftheshot said: mech e’s for the win!
  3. frageelay said: I’m looking forward to meeting you guys. She is attending CHSH, yes?
  4. betweenridiculousandsublime said: badass! I aspire to be like her one day.
  5. gokngo said: Dude, marry that girl.
  6. misaimedjaimes said: I kinda think your wife is awesome.
  7. logicianmagician said: Don’t take this the wrong way but… I think I love your wife.
  8. heathernicolezilla said: I want to be friends with her! :)
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