The last time I had sex..

yellowcakeuranium:

nerdymchotpants:

I always find that more fun to answer in light years.

Sorry, but since you are a star wars fan, I just have to make the correlation:

The Millenium Falcon can make the Kessel Run in .5 parsecs

Nerdy had sex over a lightyear ago.

Well, a parsec and a lightyear are both a measurement of length, not time….

But, nerdy… if Han Solo can mess it up, you can, too… you just need a blaster that sits low on your hip.

I think not having a blaster that she can have someone sit low on her hip is part of the problem. Or something.

Source: nerdymchotpants

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  1. posthoc1 said: Pretty sure Light-years measure distance rather than time, darling. lol #imanerd
  2. deathbycex reblogged this from badassblogger
  3. badassblogger reblogged this from yellowcakeuranium and added:
    Nerdiness: Causing all of us to love this post, yet get no loving. Even us married nerds.
  4. yellowcakeuranium said: reblogged before I could put in an edit… d’oh! :)
  5. cutlerish reblogged this from yellowcakeuranium and added:
    I think not having a blaster that she can have someone sit low on her hip is part of the problem. Or something.
  6. yellowcakeuranium reblogged this from nerdymchotpants and added:
    Sorry, but since you are a star wars fan, I just have to make the correlation: The Millenium Falcon can make the Kessel...