Seemed like a good idea... • Often, my wife will make up silly songs (the constant feature of which are mockery and insults toward me)

Often, my wife will make up silly songs (the constant feature of which are mockery and insults toward me)

Her: Did you like my song?
Me: No. It was the worst song ever.
Her: No, it wasn't. How could you even know that, anyway?
Me: There was only ever one song worse than that. It was so bad that the guy who sang it exploded after the last verse.
Her: How come I've never heard about this song?
Me: Because when he exploded, he took all the witnesses with him. In fact, his terrible song destroyed an entire continent.
Her: ...
Me: Have you heard of Atlantis? It is a little-known fact that the continent that what was once known as Atlantis was destroyed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean because a song only marginally worse than yours caused its singer to blow up.
Her: So, you didn't like it then?
Me: That would be a no.

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