- Her: Which one is Ziva's father?
- Me: Rachel Bilson's dad.
Q:Who would play you in your origin story movie?
Right at this very moment, I have to say Sean Murray.
I’m watching NCIS.
McGee is wicked awesome.
Knives don’t run out of bullets.
It is my dream to watch a spin-off TV show in which a Chilean-American actress pulls off a fairly convincing part as an Israeli working for a military criminal investigative service that always oversteps its bounds.
I’d be on her six anytime. Oorah.
We’ve got a dead marine. Grab your gear.
Semper Fi, bitches.
- Me: If I and our future child were killed by a Mexican drug cartel assassin, and you found out and went down to Mexico and assassinated them back, would you sell the house or make boats in the basement?
- Her: ...
NCIS: “Truth or Consequences”
DiNozzo: [after hearing that Ziva’s ship sunk with no survivors] After that business as usual lost all meaning.
[everything becomes blurred and each character is seen from Tony’s perspective]
McGee: Blah, blah, blah. Computer stuff. Blah.
Ducky: [drops file on Tony’s desk] Autopsy report
Abby: Words! There’s so many words! And there’s thinks and-and stuff and emotions. Thanks for listening.
Gibbs: Got a dead marine. Grab your gear… Got a missing kid. Grab your gear… Some idiot smuggled a koala on a submarine. Grab your gear… Grab your gear. Grab your gear. Grab your gear.