Q:This is totally creepy, but I think I saw you and your wife at Restoran Malaysia last night. It was my first day on the job there! That's all I wanted to say, and it was nice to unofficially meet you guys!
Congrats on the new job! Such a great restaurant!
I’m upset. Why didn’t you come say hello? Nobody ever comes and says hello. I just find out later on when they message me (if they do). You’re my first non-anon to do so.
We live down the street from the restaurant, so we’ll be there again. Often probably. I insist you come say hi next time.
Q:There's this guy in my lecture and I happen to be working with him for assignments. He looks and talks exactly like you! Like a younger version of you. Just wanted to let you know :-)
You should totally hit that.