I am a charming motherfucker. I charm shiz all the goddamned time.
In more recent photos of you, you don’t trigger my geekdar. This one? Loud & clear ;)
What are you talking about? I was cool! I had a piercing!
Me and a friend at the UofT Mechanical and Industrial Engineering Dinner-Dance, 2005
First kiss, five words
Kindergarten. I’m an early bloomer.