My people. Let me show you them.
Today’s dresses brought to you by whimpernotbang who (inaccurately) claims she has no sense of aesthetics. Silly Sam.
I am too wiped out to accessorize these in my head, but they are cute. Also, short. I am many things, and one of them is a red-blooded straight male.
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Not pictured: Follow-up email entitled “Also, your mom”
whimpernotbang replied to your post: Your sidebar about thing is WRONG, mister. You’re not an engineer in your late 20s. Stop trying to convince everyone you’re not old~
Australia doesn’t have squirrels!~ luv u bby <3
Fine! A rabid wallaby!
Q:Your sidebar about thing is WRONG, mister. You're not an engineer in your late 20s. Stop trying to convince everyone you're not old~
Why are we friends?
Fine, I changed it.
I hope you are chased home by rabid squirrels.
My third year notes were so pretty!
Hey, Sam, I’m studying the same stuff as you!
That’s right, I’m tutoring computer algorithm computational complexity over the Internet while on a bike ride
BOOM.
By request, me dyed purple during frosh week at the University of Toronto.
I don’t know if I have any photos of when I was dyed as a frosh, but I have these from my first year as a head frosh leader in 2003.
I’m probably giving my impressionable frosh intentional misinformation or reminding them to protect their hardhats from the Arts & Science frosh for the hundredth fucking time.
whimpernotbang replied to your post: Outside
Pizza places deliver~
GO TO SLEEP, WOMAN. IT’S HALF PAST 3AM THERE.
